- All this could be yours for one low, low price!
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
- Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
- As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
- Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.”
- Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
- Hi. Can I domesticate you?
- Hi. My name is {name}. I’m running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number and I’ll call you to discuss my platform.
- I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
- I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
- I envy your lipstick.
- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- I have only three months to live.
