Since we are on a roll with parodies I thought this one would be good for us tonight! Good work MadTV! Click HERE to see the original!
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
It saves time in the long run
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin
What was the witches’ favorite subject in school?
Spelling
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts
Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend
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Absolutely HILARIOUS video about bosses! From the same group that brought you “I’m On A Boat”, so you might as well pick up this album because it is absolutely hilarious! Click HERE!
This guy is absolutely hilarious. I will be linking more of his stuff here as time goes by. Go visit his site and lemme know what you all think! www.jabooodydubs.com
- All this could be yours for one low, low price!
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
- Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.
- As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
- Ask a woman for the time. “10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.”
- Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
