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eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<ul><li>eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]</li><li>cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]</li><li>grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]</li><li>wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]</li><li>read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]</li><li>consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]</li><li>cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]</li><li>trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]</li><li>are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]</li><li>plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]</li><li>bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]</li><li>collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]</li><li>insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]</li><li>mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]</li><li>spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1] (Sorry, Pat Robertson!)</li><li>drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up.)</li></ul> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://failfun.com/news/you-are-going-to-hell-if-you/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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