Archive for the ‘Satire’ Category
- eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
- cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
- grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
- wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
- read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
- consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
- cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
- trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
- are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
- plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
- bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
- collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
- insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
- mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
- spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1] (Sorry, Pat Robertson!)
- drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up.)
I always knew them Aussies were up to no good with their billabongs and dunnies. Aye Mate. I just never thought they would do something like this… go ahead… watch it!
