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Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
gotahoe.com

Breaking NEWS

A new one showed up today! Really! Children getting slaughtered? WOW!

childrenslaughter.com

A town councillor in Wales, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home.

The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line height.
The new neighbour had to drop the roof height, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the planning dept, and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some vents on the side of his new property.

Mark didn’t like the look of these vents and asked the planning dept to investigate.

When they went to Mark’s home to see what the vents looked like, this is what they found…

Pwned by the NeighbourPwned by the Neighbour 2

(26 September 2009, Belgium) The city of Dinant is the backdrop for this rare Double Darwin Award. Two bankrobbers attempting to make a sizeable withdrawal from an ATM died when they overestimated the quantity of dynamite needed for the explosion. The blast demolished the building the bank was housed in. Nobody else was in the building at the time of the attack.

Robber One was rushed to the hospital with severe head trauma; he died shortly after arrival. Investigators initially assumed that his accomplice had managed a getway, but the second bungler’s body was excavated from the debris twelve hours later. Would-be Robbers One and Two weren’t exactly impoverished–their getaway car was a BMW.

Via The Darwin Awards

OTSEGO, Mich. (WOOD) – Investigators say Deb Daniels was likely trying to help her husband roll a log out of the way when the chainsaw he was using accidentally cut her neck.

“Autopsy results and the husband’s story are consistent,” says Allegan County Sheriff’s Lt. Frank Baker.

Baker says Jerry Daniels was cutting a log at the couple’s Otsego home, 765 Woodlea Drive in Otsego, Sunday afternoon when his wife came up behind him.

Lt. Baker says Jerry would not have heard his wife, who likely kneeled down to help him roll the cut log away.

When he pulled the saw from the log it came back and caught Deb in the neck, according to Baker.

“I heard a cry for help, so I came outside and at that time I saw what was going on, and I rendered as much aid as I possibly could,” said David Labonte, a neighbor and deputy for the Allegan County Sheriff’s Department. “I’m glad that based on my position that I was the one that was the first to respond.”

But nothing could help the 39-year-old woman. She bled to death at the scene.

Investigators have ruled the incident as accidental.

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