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Does Sierra Leone ring a bell? If you guessed that it was a Spanish soap opera, then you are wrong and should have been paying attention in World Geography class.

Ah, who am I kidding, I doubt even World Geography teachers know where the hell that country is. Sierra Leone is a country in West Africa that is famous for a bloody civil war, um…being in the jungle and…um…did I already say they were in a bloody civil war?

I’m sorry to break it to everyone, especially any Sierra Leonians (try saying that 10 times in a hurry) hanging around this blog, but that country isn’t particularly well known for anything productive.

Well that is about to change now, because they are about to make you laugh.

You see, the police force of a town close to Freetown, Sierra Leone is so darned bad that it can’t protect itself. From what you ask?

not much – about 400 of these

They can’t protect themselves from 400 highly venomous snakes. To be honest though, I’m sure New York City would become a ghost town if 400 Cobras went rampant there.

Soldiers and firefighters were called from the capital to attempt to flood out the snakes. I see one tiny little flaw with this brilliant plan: if they make the snakes run away, they will eventually head to the town and kill lots of people. Logic is great in small doses, huh?

But it’s not like these guys don’t know what they are doing, they have been called in before to kill wild bush cows goring innocent civilians. Did I mention that they also had rampaging elephants who killed eight people and chased 600 more away from their homes?

And you thought your life sucked.

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Some fishermen catch simple salmon, while those most experienced in the craft go for big catches like marlins, sharks, and whales. Well 10 days ago Rodney Soloman said “screw you all, I can do better”.

And better it was, much better – much more explosive too. If you are sitting there wondering what type of fish would be so god-damned amazing besides a giant 20 feet octopus, then wonder no more. It wasn’t a fish.

Octopus can’t beat that

It was a missile. A live missile. Live as in “I’m going to blow up in your face because you piss me off”. And yet Mr. Soloman reeled it in and kept it in his boat for 10 days until he dropped it off at the city of St. Petersburg.

A bomb squad was immediately called in – likely crapping their pants in fear – and successfully disarmed it in an empty parking lot. According to the reports:

“the missile was very corroded from floating in saltwater for a long time. It was live and in a very unstable state.”

Please note the “very unstable state”. Poor Rodney was probably just a sneeze away from blowing himself to smithereens.

Anyone here would like to dare the suicidal Iranian woman to take that bomb and hit it with a hammer?

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