The husband greets his wife, who is returning from a long road trip.
Wife: Honey, I think there’s water in the carburetor.
Husband: What?
W: I said, I think some water got in the carburetor.
H: Are you sure?
W: Pretty sure.
H: Do you even know what a carburetor is?
W: Does it matter?
The man decides to check on the car himself, but the vehicle is not in the driveway. He goes back inside.
H: Where’s the car?
W: In the pool.
