Danny was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.
“Twenty dollars” she whispers.
He’d never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes. They’re going “at it” for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them– it’s a police officer.
“What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
“I’m making love to my vife,” Danny answers indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry.” says the cop. “I didn’t know.”
“Well,” says Danny, “I didn’t either, ’til you shine that light in her face!”
