- Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
- Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
- My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
- Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to sign you out.
- Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
- If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole.
- You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
- Man – ‘Fat Penguin!’
Woman – ‘WHAT?’
Man – ‘I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.’ - I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
- I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room…
- Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. AND .. the best for last!
- Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
