WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” (Tom, 5 )
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” (Mike, 9 )
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.” (Jim, 10 )
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:
“No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” (Jan, 9 )
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:
“Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.”
(Roger, 9)
“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” (Leo, 7 )
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:
“If you want to be loved by somebody who isn’t already in your family, it doesn’t hurt to be beautiful.” (Jeanne, 8 )
“It isn’t always just how you look. Look at me, I’m handsome like anything and I haven’t got anybody to marry me yet.” (Gary, 7 )
“Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.” (Christine, 9 )
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:
“They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off because they paid good money for them.” (Dave, 8 )
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:
“I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn’t happen when ‘The Simpsons’ is on television.” (Anita, 6 )
“Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” (Bobby, 8 )
“I’m not rushing into being in love. I’m finding fourth grade hard enough.” (Regina, 10 )
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:
“One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” (Ava, 8 )
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:
“Don’t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain’t the same thing as love.” (Alonzo, 9 )
“One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it’s something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me.” (Bart, 9 )
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY “I LOVE YOU”:
“The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.” (Michelle,9 )
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:
“Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” (Tom, 7 )
“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.” (Randy,8 )
