A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?”
The father replies: “Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she’d have sex with the mailman for $1,000,000.”
The boy goes and asks his mother: “Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $1,000,000?” The mother replies: “Hell yes I would!”
The little boy returns to his father: “Dad, she said ‘Hell yes I would!’”
The father then says: “Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she’d have sex with her principal for $1,000,000.”
The boy asks his sister: “Would you have sex with your principal for $1,000,000?” The sister replies: “Hell yes I would!”
He returns to his father: “Dad, she said ‘Hell yes I would!’”
The father then says: “Okay, now go and ask your older brother if he’d have sex with Brad Pitt for $1,000,000.”
The boy asks his brother: “Would you have sex with Brad Pitt for $1,000,000?” The brother replies: “Definitely, it’s a million dollars!”
He returns to his father: “Dad, he said ‘Definitely, it’s a million dollars!’ ”
The father lets his son think about it for a day and then asks him what he has come up with.
The little boy answers: “Okay dad, here’s the deal: Hypothetically, we’re millionaires, but in reality, we’re just living with a faggot and a couple of whores.”
