Hi. My name is {name}. I’m running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here…write down your number and I’ll call you to discuss my platform.
I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
I envy your lipstick.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I have only three months to live.
I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
I think my medication is wearing off.
If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
If water were beauty you’d be the ocean.
If you know a person’s name: “Hi, [name].” How did you know my name? “Isn’t every beautiful girl named that?”
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
It must be dark outside. ‘Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
It’s always good for you to see me again.
It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
Man: “Would you like to dance?” Woman:(looks at you up and down) “No thank you.” Man: “Sorry, you must’ve misunderstood me. I said: “you look fat in those pants!”
Man:”Girl, you are so rude!” Girl:”How am I being rude?” Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Oh my god, I thought I was gay… then I met you.
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth-to-mouth, quick!
Ok, I’m here, what do you want for your next wish?
Oooh, you’re lookin’ fine. Not in the good way, in the “you’ll do” way. Pull my finger.
Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
That’s a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that’s a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me about you is your name.
There aren’t enough “O”’s in the word “smooth” to describe how smooth you are.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
When’s our wedding date?
(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave….
You are a 9.9999. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You are so sweet…I’m getting a toothache just looking at you…
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You look just like my mother.
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book … So what’s one more??
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!
Your dad must have been retarded, ‘cuz you are special.
Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You’re like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
IVE TRIED MOST OF THESE AND 5 OUT OFF 30 WORK